scruntknuckle

Noun. A man's metaphoricle (sandy) vagina, also used as a derogatory term to describe someone that is being an extreme douchebag or asshole.

Courtney: Carl made a mess at the party last night than got pissed and threw a tantrum when he was told to clean it up.

Ryan: what a scruntknuckle!

Used in a sentence: man! Carl was suffering from a severe case of scruntknuckleitis last night!

by Littlekeever March 12, 2017

Scruntchy balls

When your pants fit loose so you use a belt to tighten them the pants fold weird where the zipper is looking very weird and stuffy for the balls

I bought these pair of jeans they weren’t my size, so I used a belt but it gave me scruntchy balls

by 29* December 4, 2018

Slunt

Someone who is half slut, half cunt.

Helen is a slunt

by Ssewankambo December 4, 2020

scrunt

a way to describe a females dirty, often used, gaping vagina

“I’m trying to get into some scrunt tonight”
“Where is all the scrunt at?”
“I just want to fuck some scrunt”

by donnyheisman May 17, 2022

puddle scunt

Is a cracked out meth head that will spread her legs and gapping open mouth for surfing your carpet

scunt puddle scunt

by GOD of LIGHT May 15, 2013

The Scunthorpe Dip

Dipping your herpes infected cock into a glass of red wine, preferable merlot or Sauvignon Cabernet, and then passing the viral plague onto your family and friends.

"My lips hurt"
"Your dad just did the Scunthorpe dip in your wine"

by Lewdawg994 September 23, 2017

double stuffed slunts

A dirty sluty cunt, that engourges solely in her sexualy driven cunt. By slamming herself with objects up both lower region oraphises. Or getting, smashed hard in both holes at once

I love watching her thrash that dried oyster, double stuffed slunt style

The back up bum buddy crew I.e , der der dumb dumb, b6, soybean, heater boy and cuntis, nekta, flush and crash, all love double stuffing each other, while pretending they is no batty boys
Double stuffed slunts love getting there svingters smashed up just for the (spinafex)

by dwana pedastu November 11, 2013