shitlet

1) (n) a turd. a piece of shit so disappointingly small it doesn't even deserve to be called "a piece of shit"
2) (n) politically incorrect way of saying, "little shit".

1)Last night I was constipated really bad, and today I could only get out a shitlet.
2)That shitlet ran right by him easily for a touchdown

by aobbro15 June 12, 2011

shitlerature

"Shitlerature (noun) -

1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.

2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose

Usage.

"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."

by Rajanus August 27, 2011

Adolph Shitler

A variant of the Dirty Sanchez, where the man paints the women's face with a mustache that resembled Adolph Hitler's.

I was pretty hammered last night, and thought it would be funny to give Sarah an Adolph Shitler. She was not amused.

by Oddballls January 4, 2015

The Shitler

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez where you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out and rub your shit covered dick on her upper lip to give her a hitler mustache. You then fuck her while she reads mein kampf aloud.

Sarah and Todd Palin conceived their last child while performing "The Shitler".

by The Iron Shitler January 23, 2009

skitlet

a very small skit; a short skit.

The Spring Play this year is actually going to be more of a skitlet—maybe only 10 or 20 seconds long. Sorry for the inconvenience.

by shaunbright July 1, 2010

Shitledge

A ledge from which one may shit off of, or upon, depending on preference.

Dude, if you need to go to the bathroom, just use my shitledge; it's right over there.

by yetimade June 18, 2013

Scutlet

A EPIC bug that lives in Dimble Woods and has a EPIC tong that can eat stuff

Peter griffen: yoo i just stepped on a bug.
Joe Swanson: hey beter thats a SCUTLET.

by Gardy102 December 10, 2019