shwasted

It is an explicit combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted"

"What did you do last night man?" "Dude i got so shwasted and and nailed a fat girl."

by Big C. Mass E. November 17, 2009

shwasted

in the state of being really drunk; combination of shit-faced and wasted

lets get shwasted tonight!

by 757baby August 2, 2009

schwasty face

When one has gone above and beyond their limit of Boozing and Toking up in one night.

Because it is my birthday I plan to get very schwasty face

by Lisa Perosi February 14, 2007

Shiwasted

A combination of the word shit faced and wasted.

"Dude lets get shiwasted tonight!"

by Lazzzzzer January 16, 2009

Shasted

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

by CroBear February 3, 2009

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019

shwaisted

Shwaisted - a combonation of shit faced and waisted.

Used to discribe a heavy night of drinking.

I got so shwaisted last night I got beer goggles.

by Derek Stout August 19, 2007