girl scouting

that act of publicly judging any or all females in your field of vision

Johnny: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Joe: Im going to the mall to go girl scouting, wanna come?

by viking kong April 28, 2008

Scrutting

The act of a dog rubbing against one's leg to get itself off.

This dog started scrutting my leg so hard, I couldn't get it off (if you'll excuse the pun)

by Cheddaz April 6, 2011

Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.

"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."

by Tchuk November 14, 2012

Schooting

A school shooting- A "short hand version" of the two words, condensed into one word since school shooting are becoming all too common in the USA.

There has been another schooting.

by JayyTheOrc May 6, 2018

Scrunting

When a partially clothed or fully nude woman sits on a cake and farts. Bonus points for frosting bubbles.

My birthday is coming, will your mom scrunting into my cake again this year?

by Sploshy McScrunt July 7, 2022

Thief Scouting

The act of hiding outside of your house for all night, waiting for possible thieves.
It can be an useful pastime when you manage to lock the house with the keys inside, and you remain outside.

John: Damn, you look like you haven't sleeped for years!
Carl: Yeah, I've been thief scouting for all night!

by PastimeParadise July 19, 2010

shisting

Fisting an orifice while simultaneously being shat and pissed upon"

Chris: Hey Rachel
Rachel: Hey, do you want to have sex?
Chris: Well...only if were going to be shisting.
Rachel: Of course, I've been holding in a big shit all day.
Chris: Yes!, plop that on my chest.

by encyclopedia of sex October 7, 2005