Schrodinger's Grades

Like the idea of Schrodinger's cat, where not checking your grades causes them to exist both as passing and failing simultaneously. Only through observing them do you condense the possibilities into the reality of one or the other. If you never check them you can't be depressed about failing

I'm not sure if I passed my calculus class, I have schrodinger's grades.

by jf10603 December 30, 2018

schrodinger's vagina

Schrodinger's Vagina is a principle in quantum theory of superposition. According to Schrodinger's Vagina, the male observer has no gauge of said female's sexual proficiency. There exists a simultaneous dimension of said female with prolific sexual prowess and a dimension of sexual inexperience.

Ryan: Your friend is cute.
Denzel: Yeah but she is so reserved.
Ryan: You don't know that, she might be a freak in the sheets.

Denzel: I don't know about that.

Ryan: She's got a Schrodinger's Vagina.

Denzel: We're going to have to put that through comprehensive analysis.

by Vaginatologist May 1, 2016

Schrodinger's Thot

Have you ever seen a video with a hot girl in it but you're unsure whether it's okay to say she's hot or not because you don't know her age?

Schrodinger's Thot-

"a woman is both of age and not of age until specified one way or the other"

Guy 1: "check this video out. This girl in it is really hot."

Guy 2: "dude, she looks like she's fifteen."

Guy 1: "Schrodinger's Thot, bro."

Guy 2: "oh dang. Yeah, you right."

by JonLYu January 5, 2019

Schrodinger's Blowjob

When you're having sex with another man (it's not gay until you cum) and you stop and blindfold yourself, and then finish off by means of a blowjob, but you don't know whether it's a man or woman blowing you. Also applies to threesomes.

What about if you're blindfolded and you don't know if it's a man or a woman?

...Schrodinger's blowjob!!

by King Bubbles Doctrine December 12, 2010

Schrodinger's Dick

A person with a gender not easily determined through an initial glance. The only way is to see for your self, for now though, the person is both male and female at the same time.

Ewww, she looks like she has a Schrodinger's Dick.

by Rusty Potato August 26, 2014

schrodinger's idiot

When a person says something stupid and doesn't know any better, then says that they were joking to make themselves seem less dumb.

P1: Did you know that 50% of people who drink water die!?
P2: No, It's 100% because everyone has to drink water to survive
P1: I was kidding!
P2: God you're such a schrodinger's idiot.

by WintryEagle6 March 17, 2020

Schrodinger's cat

A nonsensical experiment suggested due to an equally nonsensical theory namely Quantum Mechanics. In this experiment a cute kitty cat is enclosed in a box containing say a sealed jar of a poisonous gas. boooo...
The trigger for the release of the gas inside the box is the decay of some radioactive atom. If the radioactive atom decays it sets of a hammer like action which breaks the jar containing the gas which instantly kills the cat but if it doesn't decay the cat stays alive and kicking. If the half life of the radioactive atom chosen as a trigger is say one hour then for that one hour according to laws of Quantum Mechanics the cat is neither alive nor dead but is in some sort of a superposition of both the states. Bizzare?? Definitely.

So it all boils down as to what is the true nature of radioactive decay. Is it spontaneous or not. To this day radioactivity is considered a random process. Though I believe that this is incorrect.

This was only a thought experiment devised by Erwin Schrodinger in 1935 to show the incompleteness and bizarreness of Quantum Mechanics.
I repeat no live cats were used for the Schrodinger's cat experiment you cat lovers. meow

by anuraganimax December 13, 2009