schmooch

kiss

kiss, schmooch, schmoochi, shmooch, schmuchin, shmuchin, smooch, smoochin, smoochy, smoocharooni, smack, sugar, sugar smack, schmoochers, smucker, smuckarooni

Give your gramma a schmooch

by shrew88 October 27, 2011

Schmoheimer

Greedy Mothafuckin Bastard

Listen Schmoheimer, I just paid you last week. You need to learn how to budget your money.

by TheOriginalSchmoheimer July 15, 2011

Schmoop

2 fat people having sex with a midget in between them.

"Hey Bill what'd you do last night?"
"I was schmooping with my girlfriend."

"Where'd you find a midget?"

by C-Swizzie October 11, 2013

Schmoogle

A saying that the young dwarves once said as they went off to battle that means die!

"Schmoogle"!

by Zachary Pasquerillo May 15, 2009

schmookiepoo

A girl who really doesn't have a clue. Tries to become pregnant multiple times and can't, though barely not a baby herself. Married more than once before she can even drink.

Also a case of insisting on posting every detail about one's day on facebook (perhaps confusing it with twitter) followed by a phrase similar to "ily *insert boyfriend of the week here*" or "my hubby is the best in the world."

This disease is also marked by an inability to spell, form logical thoughts, and thinking that numbers are letters.

Typically given as a nickname to a signifiant other, this disease causes you to call yourself that.

the post:
12:03 PM: O NO!11!!! OMG WTF LOL MAH CAT COUGH3D UP A HAREBAL!1111 WTF ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:04 PM: K GUYS LOL I CL3AEND IT UP ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:05 PM: LOL MAYB I SHUD G3T HIM SOM MEDS ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:10 PM: LOL FAECBOK IM OUT GO 2 DA S2R3 GET SOME M3DS JOIN M3 AT WALMART???!?!??? BN SI DA BST HUSBAND AVA!!111! WTF LOL

Girl 1: Did you see that girl's post on facebook? Do I really have to care that her cat just coughed up a hairball, and then she cleaned it up, and now she thinks she needs to get the cat medication?
Girl 2: And look! Now she's going to the store!
Girl 3: I don't know how you even read that. The only part I could make out was "ily bn sooooo much 4eva."
Girl 1: She's such a schmookiepoo.

by last but not least June 20, 2011

Schmoolie

A fuck up, someone who doesn't know

Oh wow, I really schmooled up. I'm such a schmoolie.

by Dannielleung September 5, 2016

schloopie

When you first wake up in the morning and you take a piss your penis looks really sad.

Man, my penis looked really schloopie today when I woke up.

OR!

Man, my penis is a sad ol' schloopie!

by Estuardo November 28, 2005