Schmoheimer

Greedy Mothafuckin Bastard

Listen Schmoheimer, I just paid you last week. You need to learn how to budget your money.

by TheOriginalSchmoheimer July 15, 2011

Grease schmole

A grease schmole is a person who is very greasy

Mathew looks like a grease schmole today

by Greasy schmole May 22, 2020

schroder

A person who on a regular basis, drinks heavily, takes some drugs, and fights anyone about anything for no apparent reason.

Greg has turned himself into a real schroeder.

by Tim T. November 23, 2004

Schmude

A fried pickle.

Hey, did Sarah send you those nudes?
Nope, but she sent me a schmude in the mail.

by Schmudex0x0x May 16, 2011

mall schode

those fags that hang out around hot topic, not in the store but just outside of it.

hey... look at those faggot mall schodes... haha.... fags.

by .,.,.,.,.,.,, July 25, 2008

Shmode

A dick that is short and wider then it is long.

That mans got the smallest shmode.

by The real sma June 3, 2016

schmooey

A more enjoyable name for the vagina.

I'd really like to lick her schmooey.

by Chi Town Po Po October 28, 2007