schmedium

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large

Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium

by benzino909 March 24, 2010

Schmogerty

Possessed of a looseness of manner that others find attractive.

Having mad swagger.

"Dude may be ancient and kind of a sell-out, but Ice-T is still schmogerty as hell."

by Servant of the Shadows October 22, 2011

Pop a Schmo

literally means "smoke a cigarette"

Pronounced Pop-a-shhhhh-mo

Tom: I'm going to take my pack of camels and Pop a Schmo outside. Care to join?

by The-rev February 27, 2009

schmo

An idiot who doesn't know whats going on.

You know what, im not some schmo here.

by Bobby De Niro June 30, 2004

schmobley

1)A reject; someone who has to experience the horror of waking up in the morning and seeing their own face.

2)A person that you are forced to work with, whom you can't stand. Usually has extreme mouth goo buildup, and long nose hair.

Schmobes for short.

"Why the hell did Ken-O screw up the database again? What a fucking schmobley."

by DoctorThrottle April 23, 2004

Schlodeo

A schlodeo (derived from the words schlong and rodeo) is when you place a saddle on someone's dick, and ride it like a bull rider as if you were in a rodeo.

Bro 1: Yo Kelly was so drunk last night, she started riding my dick like a bull!

Bro 2: Dude, she totally gave you a schlodeo!

Bro 1: Awesome!

by Agatster February 15, 2009

schmodel

A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).

A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.

A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.

Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"

by elle renae June 16, 2010