schmike

a slightly bitchy looking gay man who dresses very dapper and compels straight women to point him out to their straight boyfriend as an example of how to dress nicely.

Did you see the schmike in page 45 of the new issue of Details?

by Duncan Pittman May 23, 2008

Schmink

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.

This girl has a lot of schmink.
She is so fuckin' schminky dude!

by spencer February 1, 2003

schmickley

A) a slightly over-weight grasshopper that enjoys wearing laytex


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B) a slang term for anal bleeding




C) featured in a popular sean paul song

A) i rubbed my schmickley this morning


B) greg made me schmickley!


C) shake dat ting ms.kt smikliegh

by preincumbent February 8, 2004

schmicker

The biggest prick who's ever lived.

Damn that Schmicker's a prick!

by schmicker's mom March 4, 2005

Schmiedelized

Pronunciation: 'Sh-me-dal-ized'

to be talked to to the point of utter exaustion.
someone who just will not shut up

"I was schmiedelized"
"that person just schmiedelized me to death"

by Dr Know-it-all September 3, 2005

Schmik

A fairytale creature, much like the Grinch, who he is reknowned for having schmiky ways.

'Why the hell are you being such a schmik again, Louisa!'

by Daangus July 3, 2016

schmekela

A newborn baby penis defined by Yiddish slang

He thought hew had been born well endowed , but he merely has a schmekela.

by webster maven February 4, 2017