Schlender

An Incredibly long, drawn out crap involving excessive amounts of grunting and ginormous Logs.

Dude, Ryan just clogged the Toilet with a huge Schlender! Gross!

by The Phi Tau's November 11, 2004

Samantha Schenker

A sad loner with a bird named cooper

Do you know Samantha schenker

Yea shes a loner

by ur so dumb October 20, 2020

schenker

He's really annoying and tries to hit girls ,but sucks at it.

I love u. Stop being a schenker

by Usjahw February 24, 2017

schmeerd

A gay person who has a fetish for peanut butter.

That guy is so weird, I wonder what it would be like to be a schmeerd.

by wa1kingdicti0narylmao February 4, 2016

Schmede

A curvy penis

damn mikes has one hell of a schmede it almost looks liek a candy cane!

by paetreik October 29, 2008

schmeller

The skinniest excuse for a disease on the face of the planet. Looking at (or should I say through?) him is painful to say the least. If you have any dignitiy or self respect I highly reccomend staying as far away from this individual as possible.

Hey, look at that ugly person, I think its dave schmeller!

by Marshall November 1, 2004

schmemerfaceted

To drink an inmense amount of alcohol to the point that you are "shit faced" and cannot remember what happened while intoxicated. (past tense form)

"did you sleep with that girl last night?"
"I don't know, i was schmemerfaceted"

by Mauricio Ordaz January 9, 2008