schlaffenwhore

1. One who sleeps for prolonged periods of time

2. Perry

When he slept for 18 hours, Perry proved himself to be a schlaffenwhore.

by Ksenia February 17, 2005

schlaffi

1. adj.Limp. Without stimulation. (antonym: whiskey-dick)
2. n. Drop-kick of a human being. Liability to the DNA pool.

"Just finger-bomb yourself; I've gone schlaffi!"

by kris December 6, 2004

Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 27, 2008

Shluff

A word created by the man, the myth, the legend; Coach Smith. It is a combination the words of shuffle and slide and is mostly used on the lacrosse field.

"GUYS, when the offense drives to the goal, the defense should always shluff over and help the other defender." - Coach Smith

by THE PM. March 1, 2010

schlurf

an odd sucking motion accompanied by quick "schlurf" like sound which is quite comical

person1-dude did you just schlurf your ice cream?
person2- hell yeahhh

by morgenna April 19, 2010

Schnufferwalling

An act committed by restaurant proprieters whereby they squeeze every unit of cash from their customers as possible. Italian restaurants are well-known for this money-making trick, and charge extra for use of plates, cutlery, napkins, etc.

"Darling, I think we've been scnufferwalled..."

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Schlaff

n; sh-laaf, To have exhaustion, tired, to go to sleep, word said at sleepy time,

I love havin' a schlaff on it, on me sin is definitely ready for a schlaff, Hi Martin! I had a great schlaff last night......schlaff

by finninininininin August 19, 2009