knob schlober

A girl that will suck your dick without knowing the person

That hoe over there is a knob schlober

by bd_daddy69 April 21, 2019

schlong schlapper

A large penis that is used to hit other people.

Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.

by Anesthesia God August 15, 2020

schlepper

1. One who schleps; who is lazy, unkempt.

Krysta Arian Johnson is a schlepper, she never leaves her house, has messy hair, infrequently bathes, and loves huge dicks!

by rockymav61832 December 10, 2007

Schlapper

The process in which you turn cell phone to vibrate, and shove the phone into your partner's rectum. Then proceed to "krazy glue" the rectum shut, and call the cell phone. Continue to stimulate the genitals while you ejaculate on the closed rectum.

That was a great schlapper...except, i lost my cell phone.

by Nick Lanier April 2, 2005

scouse schlepper

scouse scumbags who go robbing round !

that filthly scouse schlepper just robbed my phone!

by jordo the mofo June 20, 2011

schlopper

a dried up piece of gum

I hate it when I get schlopper on the bottom of my shoe. I don't like it when I find schlopper on the bottom of the tables at the diner.

by Diana Carol June 5, 2009

schloopie

When you first wake up in the morning and you take a piss your penis looks really sad.

Man, my penis looked really schloopie today when I woke up.

OR!

Man, my penis is a sad ol' schloopie!

by Estuardo November 28, 2005