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Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.
Me and Sandy are into schlonking.
by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016
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Shlogging

Alternate verb that can replace any other verb as long as the subject is Jewish.
Guy 1: "I heard there was a bunch of shlogging going on last night at the Jewish fraternity."
Guy 2: "I know - it's what happens when all of the shlogga's gather together: Massive shlogging.
by fat pat91 December 9, 2008
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Shlogging

Shlogging is when a male uses his lower testicle to tickle the clitoris of a female.If the shlog has been done correctly the female will have an orgasm mere seconds later.
"Yo I shlogging last night with my girl"
by Large Hairy Johnson May 27, 2019
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schlongis

a big hairy genetle
my schlongis is much longer than johns!
by will October 1, 2003
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schlongitude

1. The length of a man's penis.
2. A big dick.
3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.
Man, why are you gettin' all up in my face with that schlongitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don't you.
by emresch October 23, 2008
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schmogging

walking around in the grass with cloggs on
I had this dream and this 87 year old guy was like are you schmogging???????
by Bobby Ruocco May 9, 2007
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schnoggin

Anyone got a schnoggin?
by Pimp Masta J August 25, 2003
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