by Pirate Wood March 26, 2011
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The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.
by WordsofWisdom13 May 10, 2011
Get the shmammered mug.the point of drunkenness when the intoxicated subject is coherent and aware yet blissfully tipsy. Shwammered describes the point of being drunk between tipsy and belligerent.
by Llalec February 5, 2012
Get the shwammered mug.You have screened so many candidates throughout the day you have become hammered and are unable to make coherent thought. Typically a fuzzy feeling that one gets that is described as "loopy."
Oh my god, I'm so scrammered right now. Is it time to go home yet? I can't look at any more candidates or I'll go crazy.
by milkenfunkenfaust October 26, 2012
Get the Scrammered mug.A cross between Slammed and Hammered. Being more drunk then drunk. A state of being destroyed. Another way of saying something is Fk'ed up.
Man we were chilling with these hotties and you messed it all up by getting slammered.
New Jersey got slammered when Superstorm Sandy rolled through.
You should have never went to that party man... you got slammered and puked all over you girl.
New Jersey got slammered when Superstorm Sandy rolled through.
You should have never went to that party man... you got slammered and puked all over you girl.
by Twisted T. December 31, 2012
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