Shmammered

To be smashed and hammered at the same time.Drunk beoyond belief.

Man Im so ready for this weekend I wanna get shmammered

by Pirate Wood March 26, 2011

shmammered

the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place

Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!

by fanch6857 January 19, 2011

shmammered

The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.

I wanna get really shmammered tonight!

by WordsofWisdom13 May 10, 2011

shwammered

the point of drunkenness when the intoxicated subject is coherent and aware yet blissfully tipsy. Shwammered describes the point of being drunk between tipsy and belligerent.

My homie G Krupa is shwammered and having an amazing night.

by Llalec February 5, 2012

Scrammered

You have screened so many candidates throughout the day you have become hammered and are unable to make coherent thought. Typically a fuzzy feeling that one gets that is described as "loopy."

Oh my god, I'm so scrammered right now. Is it time to go home yet? I can't look at any more candidates or I'll go crazy.

by milkenfunkenfaust October 26, 2012

Slammered

A cross between Slammed and Hammered. Being more drunk then drunk. A state of being destroyed. Another way of saying something is Fk'ed up.

Man we were chilling with these hotties and you messed it all up by getting slammered.

New Jersey got slammered when Superstorm Sandy rolled through.

You should have never went to that party man... you got slammered and puked all over you girl.

by Twisted T. December 31, 2012

shlamered

Shit faced hammered

Dang I got so shlamered last night I punched a gnome.

by Hot ass bitch November 30, 2013