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Sching

What your friends yell when, during a night out drinking, you become extremely tired, slur your speech and eventually fall asleep. The sound of the reaper's scythe when he catches up with you.
Look at Barnes! He might have had one too many. SCHING!!
by Shames September 26, 2017
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Schitu

Schitu is a small village from constanta. Peasents from there don't usually have internet connection and you will probably run over wild boars if you drive there. People from schitu don't like tuzleans and are usually enemies.
Why are you always carrying 5 liters of water?
We don't have such things in Schitu
by RusuFlori February 6, 2023
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twitter schizophrenia

A new as yet undiagnosed mental health condition in which people look at their twitter trends and automatically assume that everything they see is the absolute g-d given truth
How to deal with your Twitter schizophrenia? Step 1) understand and learn the definition of infodemic. Step 2) understand that you may have a genetic predisposition to being negatively influenced by mass media step 3) do not ever call the shrink step 4 get off twitter, possibly for good.
by Sexydimma June 9, 2021
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schickerd

To get very drunk.
Bob and Garry got plenty schickerd last night.
by conchowino January 13, 2009
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schizophrenia

a serious mental illness. a valid point. however, it is becoming clear that some instances of schizophrenia can be explained as the perfectly natural response of a sensitive, open-minded, deep-thinking, intelligent human being to being surrounded by braindead idiots in a society that wants you to be a braindead idiot, and punishes you for thinking for yourself.
Doctor: So, Louise, we believe you're suffering from schizophrenia. Tell us more about these delusions. Tell us why you believe you shouldn't have to wake up early every day to go somewhere you don't want to go, just so you can do something you don't want to do and don't even care about when you actually get there.

Liam: Because this is the only life I get you fuckin stupid little cunt.
by lsd-25 May 30, 2013
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Schizophrenia

Condition commonly mistaken for MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder). Schizophrenia like the name suggests means a split, but not a split in personality. Schizophrenia is a split in perception that causes an individual to become detached, isolated and remote from reality and from the rest of society. A person experiencing schizophrenia might see things in a way that he can only understand. He might also experience hallucinations such as hearing voices and seeing things, paranoia, feelings and thoughts of persecution and feeling like he is in another world.
by Gary Destruction July 19, 2003
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schizophrenic

A person with the mental disorder schizophrenia.

Some of the symptoms include hearing voices, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, attaching unusual significance to normal events, unusual fixed personal beliefs (delusions), lack of concentration, and insomnia.
Megan Fox claims to suffer from schizophrenia.

None of the people who have defined schizophrenic thus far know what it actually means.
by D. Faceofa-Smith March 26, 2010
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