schmed

a cigarette; a smoke

Give me a schmed.

by Sergio February 28, 2004

scheme

some who portrays something there not

a person claiming there this and that when in reality there just a little kid trying to scheme their actions

by Carlton Irving January 29, 2009

Schmedium

A particular type of woman that exemplifies a smaller/medium sized frame, that portrays the qualities of pure excellence, beauty beyond belief, breasts that are luscious and delicious often described as "just a hand-full"

Lydia's and Natalie's; schmedium, schmedium, schmedium; "damn that 'schmedium' looks good"

by Schmediums October 25, 2010

schemeckle

yiddish word for penis

oh my look at that schemeckle

by lmwred January 26, 2011

Scremed

To loudly ejaculate whilst aroused with no sexual contact

“Bro did you hear me after you said that, I just scremed so hard”

by DGPB4L December 11, 2020

Trelles Scheme

An interesting 'scheme' thought up by the two elderest children in the Trelles family.

These inclube paint wars, extreme scavenger hunts, etc

fun times!

'Holy crap Justin, did hear about the new Trelles Scheme? We're doing 4000 balloons this time!'

' the new scavenger hunt is gonna be great! all over town this time!'

by Grjonko September 17, 2008

Madoff scheme

An unusually large Ponzi scheme, such as the $50 billion scheme Bernie Madoff operated.

Madoff's Ponzi scheme was so large, we can't even call it a Ponzi scheme. We call that a Madoff scheme.

by Apollo Jefferson July 16, 2011