Schiff for brains

When someone lost access to their bitcoin due to technical illiteracy.

Peter never learned how to backup his bitcoin seed phrase and lost his private key. What a Schiff for brains!

by Rabbinstein January 27, 2021

Scaff

Someone who does not enjoy spending their own money and tries to get money or goods off of other people.

Can be used as a noun or a verb. As an adjective it is 'scaffy'.

Verb: "Maw, gonna let us scaff twen'y poun'?"
Noun: "Haw you, ya scaff!"
Adjective: "That's pure scaffy, stealin' a wee boy's bike."

by Maggie Nixx July 21, 2008

Scaffold

A sexual position used by, typically homosexual, men in which 1 man holds the other up with his erect penis.

A rough scaffolding will often leave you with at least a small amount of rectal bleeding.

If you have been scaffolded recently you might experience involuntary defecation.

John really likes when British men scaffold him in his bedroom.

by MasterScaff April 23, 2020

Schaffhausen

The most beautiful city in Switzerland. Beautiful landscape and the nicest and friendliest people. People from Schaffhausen are always happy and smiling. They have the biggest waterfalls in Europe called the Rhinefalls.

Foreigner: What place do I absolutely have to visit in Switzerland?
Swiss: Man, you have to go to Schaffhausen, it's the most amazing city in that country.

by swissgirl88 June 1, 2011

schnaffle

to steal or borrow something

1) "dude can i schnaffle a bite of your fallafel?"

2) "noooo! someones schnaffled my spritzer whilst i was peeing...damn it"

by 2df4 July 4, 2006

Schaeffer Academy

A private, classical christian school in Minnesota. Students that attend Schaeffer are often called Schaefferites and know each other fairly well. Schaefferites are defined by their ability to write, but not speak Latin fluently. This is considered a useless skill by most within the school. The school forces students to wear uniforms, but allows the occasional mufti (this is a highly celebrated and anticipated event) day. Students who graduate from Schaeffer will for certain know these five things:

1. The yearbook password for the computer lab

2. Every student and their cousin's name

3. The Apostle's Creed

4. Who Francis Schaeffer is

5. Notitia, Assensus, Fiducia

To reprimand students, teachers will give out demerits. This is a pointless piece of paper de- meriting the students actions. No one cares about them, well, except for a few people.

Finally, three things Schaeffer graduates will never understand are...
1. Why we can't chew gum.

2. What white rabbit really means and why we always say it...
3. Why we can't have our end of the year water fight anymore.

*Non schaefferites will often spell Schaeffer like Shaffer or schaffer...this is how you spot a wannabe.

I learned Latin at Schaeffer Academy for 6 years, and I still can't speak it!

by imonasafari September 27, 2011

Scharfed

When a boy tries to get with a girl, but ends up being so helplessly lost in the depths of the friend zone, that it's like he's in another plane of existence

Zach started to talk to Jess in hopes of getting with her, but was ultimately scharfed

by GG NO RE April 16, 2014