scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.

Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.

by jwr24 February 22, 2009

scavenger lunch

the wrangling of ANYTHING edible from office, home or other refrigerator to compile a meal

With no other meal options, Joan decided to grab a half eaten slice of pizza, handful of grapes and some babybel cheese from the office fridge as a her scavenger lunch.

by noladele September 2, 2009

saving the princess

masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)

gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."

gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."

gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"

gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."

by gerrychaos March 27, 2010

Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

Shaving

Dr. Strange's sport, hobby, passion, center of his life, Bane of his existence

I wish Dr Strange would stop shaving
HA! as if that will ever happen

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

Shampoo Scavenge

When you're completely out of the shampoo that you normally use and you have to search around the house for other shampoos. Generally you end up mixing a bizarre combination such as watermelon, blueberry, and anti-chlorine shampoo.

"So, what did you do this weekend?" Kelly asked.
"I was on a shampoo scavenge because my bottle of Suave ran out." I replied.

by ThatBuffyFan:-) June 4, 2010

File saving OCD

When you complete a very important assignment on the computer and save it a million times before shutting the computer off.

A: What's taking you so long on the computer?
B: Sorry, I have file saving OCD

by wangjiahua December 11, 2011