Giancarlo Stanton

Baseball player known as a Yankee and former Marlin

There’s Giancarlo Stanton!

by UrbanSteel July 2, 2018

Stanton swapmeet

When two human males have sexual relations by intertwining their legs and alternating their hands while masturbating each other

I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.

by CowDry December 21, 2016

Scranton Nachos

commonly consumed in desperation, only theoretically appetizing, and consisting of corn chips, whatever bagged shredded cheese is at your disposal (usually generic store-brand Mexican blend leftover from taco night), and microwaved on a paper plate; a.k.a. lower-middle-class nachos

A snack cannot get any better or any worse than Scranton Nachos.

by applejuicefarts April 24, 2017

Burke Stanton

Burke Stanton is insanely fast and kind. He also plays the Oboe.

Joe: Did you know that Burke Stanton once outran a cheetah?
Dean: Yep

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 1, 2022

scranton, pa

Scranton, Pa is a city in the shit hole know as NEPA. First off its pronounced with out the "t" sound, skran-n. Home to the most messed up people in the world. No seriously did anyone reading this hear about the lady that had like 30 bags of crack up her vag plus change. No one besides Joe Biden has ever made it out of this pothole infested city. Nicknamed the "Electric City" because Scranton was the first city, ever, to use Electric Cable Cars. The hit NBC show "The Office" is said to take place here. The University of Scranton located near downtown is a fucking joke. Only good thing about Scranton is La Festa Italiano and the Greek Orthodox Church by the library's authentic Greek Food Fest. That's the pothole infested fucked up city that is Scranton.

-Scranton is pronounced skran-n there is no "t" sound.

-Scranton, Pa is full of fucking potholes that someone should really get off their lazy ass and fix.

-GUY1: Hey want to watch the Office?
-GUY2: Doesn't that take place in Scranton?
-GUY1: Yes.

by rmtbm13 October 1, 2011

scanyonaero

The act of squatting and defaecating on a woman's genitalia. Can be administered by a man or woman.

The 's' is taken from 'scat' as in 'scat porn'. Canyon meaning a loose vagina and 'airo' is the aerodynamic position the donor squats in to deliver the scanyonairo.

After giving Emerald the scanyonaero, Benny threw her a towel and said 'clean yourself up or I will punch you in the ovaries'.

by Ratzoli January 14, 2008

Dirty Stanton

When you finger a girls butthole instead of her vag by mistake only to realize it when you lick your fingers.

Man 1: Dude i fingered tht hot girl last night.
Man 2:Dude she told me you fingered her asshole!! Hahaha
Man 1: Holy shit dude i just pulled a DIRTY STANTON

by Its NACHOS BITCH September 14, 2011