Scalfer

A person who is a loser i.e. Someone who has no life except for playing video games.

Yo, your homoass bro is such a scalfer...tell him to get a fucking life!

by Jasper Wilson December 17, 2003

Staffer DEFINER

Staffer DEFINER

Staffer Definer Means That a Staff Worker Defined

by Stupid idiot Gamer loser June 2, 2021

pulling a shaffer

to vomit in/on hands/shoes after taking a Jäger-bomb.

dude, he's "pulling a shaffer"

by Z.B.2158 December 26, 2009

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

Schaffer

When a male's scrotum becomes chaffed and sore.

Ran five miles today, total Schaffer on my balls!

by bellamy November 12, 2013

Scuffers

Speakers, especially being played very loud.

We bumpin' our scuffers.

Thoze scuffers are bangin'.

by Alessandro Marcello December 25, 2008

Latvian Scuffer

When using beard whiskers to borderline painful effect during oral sex.

I got a Latvian Scuffer last night from what I thought was a woman.

by Brendon Blake January 16, 2009