Santanaphobia

the fear of anyone named santana

person one: oh look its santana!

person with Santanaphobia : AHHHHHH! where?! you gotta get me outa here

by Salem'sLegacy898 March 6, 2021

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Walmart Santa

The act of placing random objects in other people's shopping carts.

Bobs: "How was shopping on Black Friday?"
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."

by Sparkyb9875 December 16, 2008

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When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.

Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?

Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.

Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.

by geederd December 12, 2021

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Attack On Santa

Another version of Attack On Titan, but better! Titan santa and his giant reindeer are out killing humans for eating his cookies.

Santa Titan: YOU ATE MY COOKIES!

Armin: No! I didn't eat your cookies!
Santa Titan: WHO DID THEN?
Reindeer Titan: Yum! *Eats some*
There is Attack On Santa!

by Kitty_Sama April 14, 2017

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Santa con

An event where a whole bunch of obnoxious white people come from Long Island and CT to the big apple, dress like skanks and douche bags and get drunk.

"Hey you look like a fucking idiot. Where are you going like that?"

"Oh Im part of Santa con"

by BRONXAlpaca December 10, 2016

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