a homosexual maneuver, when guy A is standing up (with a boner of course) and guy B puts his head in between guy A's legs sucking his dick, but guy B's dick is also in guy A's ass. usually guy B has to be a midget or more politically correct a "little person" for this maneuver to occur. commonly referred to as the "human diaper."
c'mon now, just because you're younger than me and you're my brother doesn't mean we cant do a samurai tuck
by c force April 10, 2007
Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.
by Bill March 15, 2004
Samurai Mapping, a small youtube channel at the moment in a bit of a struggle, started in 2020, the channel has grown from just 3 subscribers to 614 and will eventually go above that. The total view count right now is more than 330,000.
Fun fact I own the channel
Pro tip: you should subscribe to Samurai Mapping on youtube
Fun fact I own the channel
Pro tip: you should subscribe to Samurai Mapping on youtube
I subbed to Samurai Mapping because I'm pro.
Very pro example:
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Very pro example:
I AM SAMURAI MAPPING FAN BCZ I AM VERY PRO
by Ichiraku Rāmen June 25, 2022
Samurai Champloo is a Japanese anime series developed by Manglobe. It featured a production team led by director Shinichirō Watanabe's first directorial effort for an anime television series after the critically acclaimed Cowboy Bebop.
by fuukari January 04, 2020
A typical loser who sits in front of their computer all day talking about different martial arts techniques and styles and how one style is better than another and how one technique can defeat another technique.
Often they lack any real martial arts experience since the only martial arts training they have had was from watching Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee or Steven Seagal films and/or reading Martial Arts manuals.
They have often only trained a few months in a martial art, if at all, and rely on stories that they had heard as case studies to prove that the style they had trained in is better than the other.
Often they lack any real martial arts experience since the only martial arts training they have had was from watching Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee or Steven Seagal films and/or reading Martial Arts manuals.
They have often only trained a few months in a martial art, if at all, and rely on stories that they had heard as case studies to prove that the style they had trained in is better than the other.
Armchair Samurai 1: You know all you really need to defeat a guy who's trying to do a takedown is to use dim mak. It'll stop his heart. I mean that's what my uncle's cousin's room mate did... and he read Bruce Lee's book so it's supposed to work.
by n00bert Jones January 23, 2010
Nya, now the Water Ninja, was Samurai X until season 5. She had a giant mech and she could turn her handbag into a suit. In the middle of season 1, the rise of the snakes, she first appeared and all the other ninja hated her. But that's only because she kept saving the civilians and didn't let the ninja help. She "stole their thunder" even though as soon as they found out they treated her like a warrior...at least, until season 3.
Jay: Ugh, I'm gonna say it--I HATE SAMURAI X!!!!"
Also Jay: Samurai X is totally stealing our thunder!" (or maybe it wasn't jay idc)
Also Jay: Samurai X is totally stealing our thunder!" (or maybe it wasn't jay idc)
by WindNinjaLizzie April 22, 2020
When I was done getting a massage from that asian chick, she offered me a samurai handshake for an extra 20 bucks.
by acm210001 May 06, 2010