Sacramento Egg Beater 

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.

Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater

Sacramento Egg Beater by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

Sacramento squash tourny 

A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.

"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"

Sacramento squash tourny by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015

Sacramento Birthday Party 

when you take a shit in your buddy's mouth and then he gives you a blowjob

Hey Brian, I know it's your birthday today so after work let me throw you a Sacramento Birthday Party

Sacramento Birthday Party by Gambino's Schling Schlong September 27, 2017

Sacramento Kings 

team that's been everywhere- former Rochester/Cincy/KC/Omaha Royals/Kings; won lone championship in KC; are awesome lately; have solid, great team; will definatly will a championship soon, hopefully at the Damn Lakers expense

Vlade, Pregjag, C-Web, Bibby, Christy, and the Kings will win the NBA finals.

Sacramento Kings by 0000 October 20, 2003

Sacramento Kings 

The Sacramento Kings are an NBA team based in Sacramento, CA, and have the longest playoff drought in NBA history, not making the playoffs since 2006, with the second longest playoff drought being the Phoenix Suns, who haven't been in the playoffs since 2010, but are making the playoffs this year without a doubt. The Sacramento Kings are also one of the most unluckiest teams in the NBA, and have had stars over the years such as Chris Webber, Peja Stojaković, Mike Bibby, Ron Artest, DeMarcus Cousins, Isaiah Thomas, Willie Cauley-Stein, Vince Carter, Iman Shumpert, and now De'Aaron Fox, Buddy Hield, and Tyrese Haliburton, and still haven't gone past the WCF (Western Conference Finals) and haven't been to the finals since 1951. Shaq once called them the Sacramento Queens.

"Nobody can save the Sacramento Kings"

Sacramento Kings by DemarDerozanFan10 April 22, 2021

Sacramento Kings 

Best team. Always and Forever

by the way this is Ivana not RoZeS....haha

"Those Sacramento Kings are really somethin..."

Sacramento Kings by RoZeS October 30, 2003

sacramento traffic 

RETARD CENTRAL!! Full of Non Driving Fucks

During my two mile drive through Sacramento Traffic, I avoided three crashes and hit every red light because the dumbass in front of me slows down until he sees the pretty yellow light come.

sacramento traffic by CraZy E August 16, 2006