Rumple Ass

The folds and or lines on a women's butt or thighs when wearing yoga pants.

Look at that Kathleen girl.... She has a serious case of rumple ass in those pants.

by riomanty November 12, 2011

Rumpled

Buzzed by alcohol especially when your appearance is a little undone.

I could tell by his untied bow tie and crooked hat that those margaritas had him rumpled.

by GetRumpledFB May 21, 2017

Rumpledickskin

1. A semi-mythical creature who, in an accident involving a time machine and an anesthesiologist, fell asleep for 70 years while undergoing a circumcision, resulting in repeated pulling of the dickskin over that entire span before the cut was finally made.

Example: "Authorities investigating the massive theft of 10,000 wrinkle cream bottles from a shipping container are downplaying rumors that it bears the marks of a Rumpledickskin-like creature."

The result of a circumcision gone very, very wrong.

"I went to the rabbi and all I got was this lousy rumpledickskin."

by Sir Shiksa-lot November 22, 2017

rumpleballz

A drink made by combining 2 shots (1 rumpleminze and 1 fireball) in your mouth simultaneously. Also known as a rumplepaul as he was the inventor.

Man I’m hungover..... I drank four rumpleballz and I don’t remember anything after that .... I was des as fuck.

by gleedy November 21, 2018

Rippley Bot

The most pure bot in fortnite

Person 1: oooh it's Rippley bot
Rippley bot: hulk smashes their face

by TheSlimeKing March 12, 2021

rumple crimple toes

When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

rumpleclart

When someone or something is being a disgrace.

Zoe: “pushes up glowing anime glasses dramatically, laughing manically
THATS WHERE YOU’RE WRONG.”
Everyone: “Rumpleclart”

by LouisMC September 20, 2021