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Ruben

A weird ass man who has a fascination with fucking bunnies
“That boy is an absolute Ruben, did you see the way he was looking at my bunny”
by chickentenders29238 November 22, 2021
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Ruben

A guy that can be very very gay
He helps you with anything even your relationships he’s a good friend perhaps a best friend when you are close be there for him he’ll be there for u
“That’s my friend Ruben!”
“He’s gay thou”
“idfk he’s still my friend
by smexy_t4ylor December 4, 2021
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Ruben

A awesome dude, who's better than Indy.
Ruben is better in Aion than Indy.
by Psycke November 14, 2016
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Rubens

A male name reserved for only the kindest of boys. Men named Rubens are incredibly kind and extremely friendly. They are the amazing boyfriends and make perfect husbands. With no fear of anyone's opinions, men named Rubens will pursue their dreams at all costs and talk about their passions until your ears fall off– in an endearing way. He is a nerd in a nerdy way, not a geeky way and will be upset if you don't know who directed Star Wars.
My husband Rubens is so kind, and he plays Lego Star Wars on the wii with the kids.
by LavaLampOnYourDesk June 19, 2022
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Ruben

Ruben is a very sexy portuguese guy and he can have sex for 60 minutes straight without cumming.
He's very strong and he loves his friends and pussy.
Like a real man, Ruben prefers ass to boobs.
Random Girl - Oh! Look over there! It's Ruben!
Ruben - Hello sexy woman, would you like to have savage sex for and hour?
Random Girl - For sure! Oh my god!
by António Mendes December 22, 2021
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ruben

the whitest boy on the planet, although he's mexican he's whiter than the white poop on the floor from the step brothers movie. he tries to act hard but he's not, I can literally beat him up w my pinky toe. he has "so many gfs" and he thinks its a flex but its really not, he's the most embarrassing person, dont fall for him because aint nobody want a guy like him to break they corazon.
Girl 1: Rubens kinda cute...
Girl 2: dont ever say that again if you want to continue being friends
by brothaaaaa October 6, 2023
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Ruben

Genuinely the greatest guy out there. If you have him in your life, consider yourself one of luckiest people in the universe. He will always have your back and will help you through your troubles. Always has a word of wisdom to spare. Very, very sensitive but that only shows how much he cares for things/people. Has a huge heart of gold, we honestly don’t deserve him. If he was an animal it would be a puppy because both are equally cute. When he is not beating himself down because of his insecurities, he irradiates pure energy and good vibes and everybody’s mood just lights up. Fantastic music taste and great moves on the dance floor. He is the life of the party. Funny as hell, he loves a good joke. Smol bean but will fight you if you push his buttons, so just don’t do it. Worthy of much more than what has been given to him through is lifetime but the future is bright so he just has to hold tight.
Have you met Ruben?? He’s incredibly awesome
by DaisyDanvers September 7, 2018
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