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router

i)A device or setup that finds the best route between any two networks, even if there are several networks to traverse. Like bridges, remote sites can be connected using routers over dedicated or switched lines to create WANs.
ii)A fetish for some people, which includes emotional attachment, unethical sexual acts & mass embarisment.
i) Cisco Develop many of the worlds routers that keep the internet going.

ii)Can be used in sentence associations such as:
"Oli, stop fu*ck*ng the router!"
"Oli & his rouuuuuteeeer!"
Note: Generally people who have relations with a router, have a standard first name, Oliver...

Cisco Inc Devices are prefered
by dudefromcisco April 13, 2006
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Rousey

To act cunty or rude for no reason.
She just got to work and is already being rousey!
by Rousy Kurt January 22, 2014
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Router Nazi

When the head of a family, such as a parent, decides that a lesser member of the family will no longer recieve access to the family router.
John: My dad is such a router nazi, he keeps blocking my torrent-ports.
by Sufjan September 3, 2007
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RoseRuntWolf

A Bieber loving art thief on Deviantart who likes to trace over peoples pictures and charge points for her stolen stuff. Complains that people hate her and blocks users for asking her to credit the stuff she uses (pictures, line arts, designs, etc.) Still unbanned because Deviantart staff are lazy. Once stole a picture from ChickenSmoothie.com, leaving the websites name ON the image, and posted it claiming that she drew it.
Dude, you stole Johns homework and sold it to Macey. You just pulled a RoseRuntWolf
by Trollstop April 8, 2011
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roser

Sexy mamacita, looks like a great bang, even greater friend. Great physique, excellent boobs, sexy belly, nice ass. A cutie. Off sex...for now. A mexican.
by Smurf410 January 29, 2009
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Router Assassin

The act of connecting to a router without a password, accessing the router settings, changing the password and/or deactivating it. Usually followed by downloading extreme amounts of porn and torrents.
Someone has router assassinated you.
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010
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RoseRot

The sweet and sour taste of learning.
Knowing that it will come in handy, but resenting the process.
Her RoseRot for math was the only thing that kept her taking those classes.
by RoseRot June 4, 2014
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