Roflmaoolwitmarap

Roll
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Of
Out
Loud
While
I
Touch
Myself
And
Rape
A
Pig

A: Hi. Did you see that kid deck it?

B: Yeah, I was like Roflmaoolwitmarap.

by Why, hi there! July 28, 2009

ROFLMAO

Stands for

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off

Used when texting, AIMing, other forms of social networking...

Example>

Rick: So two guys walk into a bar...

Andy: ROFLMAO

Rick: *Silence*

Rick: Im sorry, what?????

by NYCgrl July 11, 2009

ROFLMAO PMPAL

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off - Pissed (or Pissing) My Pants A Little

"That text was so funny - ROFLMAO PMPAL"

by TommyGunz519 September 13, 2011

roflmaobmlo

The awesome compilation of the letters roflmaobmlo meaning "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Barfing My Lungs Out"

Bill: "I heard that George Bush got assasinated"

Bob: "ROFLMAOBMLO!!!"

Bill: "I know, isn't that just hilarious?"

Loser that no one likes: "NO!"

by M V P June 16, 2007

roflmaobtc

Rolling on floor laughing my ass of biting the carpet

<Joke here>
Joe: roflmaobtc

by t3h root of all 3vil November 21, 2004

roflmao

an acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off". it is mostly used in electric communications sucha as IM, texts and emails, to describe the state when you are laughing to the extreme. it is greater than lol or rofl.

A:_______________
B: that joke is funny! roflmao

by goofys_child October 16, 2008

ROFLMAO

Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

This one was created in the Rogues Gallery from the Blizzard game Diablo 1.

Guy1: I just lit my face on fire!
Guy2:Roflmao!

by Blake February 13, 2007