ripper wedgie

A wedfie with such force that the underwear (boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs) are reduced to complete shreds.

Man, I guess John has to go commando now cuz he just got a ripper wedgie!!!

by Someguywithwords April 2, 2006

ripper

In Australia, a term generally describing what was or is expected to be a really good time

there's a party at the docks tonight- it's gonna be a ripper

by cult lord April 28, 2009

Rodeo Riser

Getting laid at dawn on your host's couch the next morning after a late night party.

Sam's brother passed out by 4am, but he still managed to wake up with a Rodeo Riser.

by TastyMcJuicy April 8, 2009

Ripper and Tripper

(n) In Poker, a pair of jacks.


Named after two famous Jacks... Jack the Ripper and Jack Tripper from "Three's Company"

You've got a pair of tens, but I've got Ripper and Tripper

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

riser burn

Abrasions on the side of the neck that US Army Paratroopers may sometimes get as the result of their parachute risers coming into contact with their neck during the deployment of their parachute.

This is experienced mainly by inexperienced jumpers who don't know to keep their chin on their chest when they exit an aircraft, or by badasses who like to look up to actually watch their parachute canopy as it deploys and opens and don't mind a little riser burn in order to do that.

>> What the fuck, Airborne? Is that riser burn on your neck or some kind of fucking eczema?

>> What, this? Oh no, your mom left those bite marks all over my neck, now shut the fuck up before I fuck your sister, puke on your girlfriend, and fistfuck you in the ass around the PT track while I sing cadence, you cherry fucking homo.

by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011

taint ripper

1).one who is expelled from the womb so ferociously that their giant ass head rips the taint of their mother in half

-Ring ring..Hey mom. Did i rip your taint when you gave birth to me?

-You most certainly did, but not as badly as your brother and sister. they were real taint rippers.

by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

Ripper

A person so good at oral sex they could literally rip your soul in half

Ariel is such a ripper she could suck a hole in the time/space continuum!

by Big Swinging Johnson August 22, 2020