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clasp-retaining high-five

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.
A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.
by QuacksO March 16, 2019
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Im recording you

something a karen would say once she loses an arguement in a fast food restaurant worker
Im recording you, this will be in my facebook live you broke bitch, my son is a lawyer and he will sue your ass
by mysticminds October 2, 2021
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retardican

High-profile pseudo-celebrities such as Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, who when confronted with fact, respond with name calling and personal attacks, instead of a rebuttal with an equally compelling point of view. More aggressive than the demotard, the retardican uses catch phrases and repetition to instill fear of total collapse under any other leadership or system of values other than their own.
I could tell they were retardicans when they responded to the Presidents request for an "on-air, fully transparent discussion" with , "this could be a trap" instead of embracing this as an opportunity to work together to accomplish a goal.
by ronchee 1 3 February 13, 2010
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The Person reading this

An amazing Person who's reading this right now, they really are great and the Person that wrote this hopes that that Person had a great day or night so far!
It would be great if that Person takes care of theirself and stays safe & hydrated! :) <3
Also you're gay no homo ily
The Person that wrote this: "wow I really love the Person reading this !~ <3

The Person reading this: "*reading this*"

Have a nice day lol
by ShrekFangirl September 9, 2019
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reading braile

When your car tire runs over the bumpy lane reflectors on the road or interstate.
Car swerves towards shoulder...
"Stop readin' braile, man!"
by anonymous April 22, 2004
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reading plus

this website helps you learn reading to be honest if you try this you will feel dry it boring

(shocker)
Teacher : did you do your reading plus
jack: no

teacher ; fuck you
by guest_912 November 4, 2020
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Reading

TV in your head, if done correctly.
I don't understand why people hate reading. Its like TV in your head.
by Willow Collie June 18, 2011
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