Relative Humidity

The beads of sweat you get on your balls when you're fucking your aunt.

Man, it was hot out last night! My pants were soaked from the relative humidity when Ida and I came in from the porch.

by John Vanderlay March 22, 2008

Jah-rel

Thy creator of thou Nibba and thou 5 prophets, Jah-rel is the God of the Niggalations Bible. Lord Taki, God of thou thots, and Jah-rel, God of thou nibba, have been battling for centuries. During the last hours of Jah-rel, Jah-rel created thou holy 5 prophets. They will then continue Niggalations and take Jah-rel's place. Thus leading to thy new testament

In prayer: On Jah-rel, I have recently had sexual interactions with a thot, please forgive me for my sin as I have disobeyed your commandment. In the name of thou nibba, thou hood, and thou 5 holy prophets... jah-men

by The one and only, Jah-rel March 13, 2020

fer rel fer rel

Damm tha fuk straight!

Ya'll got me fucked up on dat Stupid Shit, fer rel fer rel

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

J-Rel

Any really annoying black dude that acts white and is creepy to all the white girls. A J-Rel is usually very ashy.

That J-Rel needs to lay off that girl and go put on some lotion.

by Awesome Man September 22, 2006

relative humidity

A feeling of uncomfortable warm dampness while visiting in-laws or extended family.

Bob: How was the reunion?
Sam: Fine, except for all of the relative humidity.

by dintx March 19, 2011

Extraphysical Relativity

Extraphysical Relativity, also referred as Theory of Extraphysical Relativity, is an extraphysical theory that supports that one being or body will keep their same extraphysical properties in any extraphysical level or world, being subject of the extraphysical conditions of each level and world, but still keeping their same properties and laws in any other extraphysical world. Extraphysical relativity also supports that extraphysical properties of matter can also be kept at physical worlds and levels and they will still behave the same as if being on other extraphysical levels.

"Extraphysical relativity might be a really good concept that can help with the exploration of extraphysical worlds and dimensions such as enable people to take extraphysical form at physical level without being so much affected by the physical level itself."

by Full Monteirism April 10, 2021