The theory states that the quality of the definition given is inversely proportional to the length of the definition.

Thus, the longer the definition, the crapper it is.
Through the theory of general relativity, we can deduce that the top definition is not worth reading.
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the saliva left on your genitals after your cousin gives you oral sex
Man last night my cousin trina came over to my house. I just thought we were gonna hang, then a few to many beers. Damn the ho was down on me! ie. relative humidity!

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The sweat that drips from your balls onto your sister-in-law's chin.
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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A person who has different knowledge compared to a reference person.
I feel like an relative idiot when I speak with my sister.
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Based on the quantity of women who are in a town, how desirable each is to each man in that town. If there is only one woman in town, as long as she is not ugly or old, she will attract the men and be desired. The moment other women are in town, each man finds himself comparing them to decide which one he likes more and get her to want him.

Based on the quantity of a specific thing or things, such as fruits, shoes, whatever, are available in a town, how desirable each is to people varies depending on how many they have to choose from.
It's so funny, and it took me years to comprehend what is going on in me, but I finally articulated the feeling and call it Relative Desirability.
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The sweat that drips off your balls when you bang your sister-in-law.
"The relative humidity was way high at my cousin's wedding".
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The sweat that forms on your balls when you're fucking your sister. May also be applied when fucking your hot female cousin, i.e. incest.
The relative humidity went up as soon as mom & dad left for the evening and I slid into my sister.
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