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resmarted

Anything that can be smart and retarded at the same time.
Sure, that fish laminator was ridiculous, but he got rich from it. Amazing what a resmarted idea can do for an idiot!
by BabyMerkin July 20, 2010
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REDcard

The ultimate goal of Target's disillusioned LODs and GSTLs who whip their cashiers with spiked belts at every prompt to try to enforce their will against unsuspecting customers.

Usually the result of a life of shit, failure (i.e. dropping out of college, high school, getting fired out of a more prestigious position), and overall the ultimate fear of losing their job even though they're already working under shitty conditions at little over minimum wage.

Victims are usually high-school students with potential or mentally retarded and morbidly obese individuals that can't find a job anywhere else.
I just started working at Target a week ago, and this nasty bitch with crooked teeth and a terrible lisp told me that if I don't get redcards, she'll murder me and rape my family.
That hurt my feelings, (so I yelled 'This is SPARTA' and roundhouse kicked the b*tch and got the fuck out of there).
by Knick Nack Paddywack October 16, 2008
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Wow a mr. redman
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A redar is similar to gaydar but instead of detecting gays, it detects ''retarded'' people. Retarded in the sense of an idiot or somebody saying/doing an idiotic thing.
''Is he about to try to jump over that car? My redar's goin off big time.''
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tumbrel remark

A comment made by a rich person that makes the lower class think of lampposts and guillotines.
Marie Antoinette saying, "Let them eat cake," is a tumbrel remark.
by George William Edward Johnson February 18, 2009
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Clitteratory Remark

a comment or declaration involving the clit of someone's girlfriend's, mother's, sister's, or significant other's.
George: dude, i think he just made a clitteratory remark about your mom!
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