Hanlon's Razor

"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools

"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"

by jltdkllr July 26, 2011

Push The Razor

Remove hair from your face or body using a razor or like object. (i.e. Shaving)

"I was zipping up my pubes, so I decided it was high time to push the razor!"

by Creeping Betty October 11, 2006

razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower

You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.

by Mrjmar11 October 28, 2016

Razor Buffet

When you eat pussey and have braces, going down, rippin through flesh, plentiful amount of blood

Guy#1:Dude! She shoulda expected the razor buffet!

Guy#2:HOLY SHIT! There's still chunks of her "lips" between your teeth!

by SamSadist June 30, 2013

razor main

A Razor main is someone who mains Razor in Genshin Impact. Obviously? Anyways, it's rare to see a Razor main with good wifi — (coming from a Razor main). Razor mains deserve the world *awesome lipbite*

"Razor mains and their McDonalds wifi. Tsk."

by vitamin gummy May 16, 2021

razor clam

Razor burn of the vagina area.

Chelsea shaved with an old blade leaving her with a bad case of razor clam before her hot date

by Justjokin420 July 05, 2016

razor dick

a very sharp and painful penis. often used in intimidation.

"we're gonna tear their asses up with our razor dicks"

"how was it last night lucy?"
"pretty good, minus the fact he had a razor dick..."
"man, that must've hurt!"

by teeoriginals October 16, 2009