Quelf

A quelf is a penile expulsion of gas; the male counterpart of the quelf, occurring in rare circumstances such as following development of a fistula.

Dr. Bob's first hint that Dick might have a problem was his complaints of quelfing.

by Tomatobiy November 26, 2011

Quel

A proposed new letter to be added to the English alphabet. Represented by the character Þ.

The only use for Þ is when translating the sound a modem makes while connecting into English, similar to the hissing of a feline with phlegmy throat.

Can be compared to gutteral noises found in the Arabic language. (Possible Semetic roots?)

Gayaal: What does the modem have to say?
Tim: Beeeeeeeeeep ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ (Quel) Beep.

Arab: ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ Muhhamed jihad *boom*

by Neil Burnside April 13, 2008

Quelff

A heavy sigh or breath.

Dude, I had the biggest quelff after that test.

by Chanc100 December 15, 2015

quelff

A deep sigh, or breath, usually either in pain, anger, or pleasure.

"Dude I was so happy to finish that test that I nearly quelffed."

by Chanc100 December 18, 2015

Quelana

1. Always sad on the inside.
2. Hides emotions

1. Why are you so quelana?

2. She quelana her emotions.

by shays February 23, 2017

Quelism

Inspired by the worlds dumbest nigga Jaquel Whittch. A philosophy based solely around incorrect facts and dumb ideals. There is no logic in anything stated, often used by those with an extremely limited vocabulary.

Quelism article II: “Su hoe”

by Yggdrasil Jozzy June 14, 2018

quelice

Synonymous for a homosexual male.

“Did you hear John is a quelice”

by GPerk October 23, 2019