Pustering

The act of anal seepage most common of horny male or female age 13-40 who have recently received anal. Normally leaves the anus sore,wet, and red. Symptoms include lots of orgasmns and liquid squirting out the anus.

Person: Dylan why are you always pustering in your pants after anal.

by Nikolia03 March 8, 2016

Putter buttin'

Not doing much of anything, but still getting a few things done.

Well, I didn't finish my to-do list, I sort of just spent the day putter buttin' around.

by Purple butterflies December 12, 2016

Puserkarmit

An insult to call someone when you cant think of a comeback/insult

How To Pronounce:
(Pooze-er-car-mit)

Michael: dude you’re such a jerk

Jaice: well… well… you’re a Puserkarmit!

Michael: *literally flabbergasted*

by Puserkarmit Influencer February 11, 2022

Puterway

The company name That Andre and Lauren started while high nigga pie

Oh that definition was published by Puterway

by Puterway May 4, 2022

puthering

totally a word and not just something that Tom Scott made up

I'm gonna turn the heat down as well, 'cause it's really puthering here.
- Tom Scott

by pandaqwanda December 29, 2022

fist-puter

A computing device you would hold in your fist. Included is any mobile computing device: calculator (the original), cell phones and mp3 players with texting and web access, smartphones, ect.

Standing in the auto parts store, I whipped out my fist-puter and found a great price for lube at the local super-store: back to the van!

by Fozzie Fozzmosis January 8, 2011

Puterized

This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.

People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.

There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.

Sypmtoms of being puterized:

- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world

Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."

Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."

Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized

Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized

by Caminojen May 20, 2011