pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.

A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

Pushin P

Keeping it playa and doin positive stuff for yourself and everyone around you

"Bruh I just moved me family out the trenches"
Awe yeah you Pushin P

by Shenvykash January 16, 2022

Pushin-Fun

A reference to ones extra layer of fatty tissue around the abdominal region. In the amount that it is fun or occupying to apply pressure to.

Hey, looks like sombebody's developing a little bit of pushin-fun.

Good thing I had all this pushin-fun to cushion the blow of that donkey kick!

by Nick Harris / Chris LaVine May 7, 2008

pushing an elephant up the stairs

doing something very hard

1: you been shopping with the missus lately?
2: yea, its like pushing an elephant up the stairs

by Matty (: April 16, 2010

Pushing D

When a boy named Michael pushes his erect cock into a boy named Dan and Pete’s plump ass.

Mike said he’s Pushing D tonight before he gets on Fortnite

by Choched Mongoose January 21, 2022

Pushing a Cocoon

Pushing a massive turd the shape of a cocoon to the point of pain.

“OMG I’m pushing a cocoon out of my ass right now!”

by Cocoonpusher69 February 23, 2022

Pushin P

Kissing men

Do you like pushin p?

by Lolzluver January 22, 2022