one pump jump

A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.

Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.

by Selin, Amada and Esmer May 9, 2004

Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.

Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"

by Billisan October 20, 2008

Pumpkinox

The Pumpkinox is the official started date of Pumpkin Spice Latte (aka PSL) season, also known as Pumpkin Spice Season. Much like how the Equinox marks the start of Spring and Fall. The date for the Pumpkinox is not stationary as it can fall anywhere between late August and early September depending on the year, as dictated by Starbucks. This holiday is most associated with Fall, coffee shops, and basic white girls.

Did you hear they moved the Pumpkinox to August 27th this year?!? Can't wait to get my first PSL of the season.

by Namenlosen December 4, 2018

pumped on mic

to fart on the microphone whilst playing brawlhalla on selected consoles

lewis pumped on mic but it might of been max

by muph August 4, 2021

Match-Pump Approach

Hypocrisy or a hypocritical way of doing things. You cause some bad problems to occur, while making sure that nobody knows that you are the cause of them, and then come up solutions to them so that you will be seen as as a saviour by all around you, as if you set fire on something with a match yourself and pumped water onto it as a hero citizen, pretending that you happen to be there.

"I suspect it was John who made the car tyre flat, just before our driving trip last week. He did that probably so that he could come to the rescue in his car and impress all the girls like a hero. What a match-pump approach that was!"

by Hiroicci July 24, 2014

Grunge pump

When you're pissed off at your girlfriend, so you give her a grunge pump or two while you're f**king her.

Hey buddy why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

She pissed me off, so I gave her a couple grunge pumps last night.

by Funny guy 420 February 17, 2017

Quadruple Pump

Basically means 4 shotguns that a streamer called Daequan used to use all the time. Takes up stupid amount of your inventory space but worth it. 20 shotgun shells melting ur doodoo default skin. They sound OP but epic games got rid of the fucking thing. When you try to switch shotguns now, u need to wait for a century to shoot the damn thing. Plus shotguns only do 9 damage now.

Daequan: C'mere boi ooga booga booga!
A defult skin: Oh not this again
Daequan: Quadruple Pumps the default in the face.
Default: OOF!!!

by Ur banned Dicktionary November 5, 2018