PTASD

Parent/Teacher Association Stress Disorder

PTASD is the feeling that most volunteers get when they can't say no and they overcommit. Symptoms are:
1. Hiding in the produce department when you see a fellow volunteer at the store.
2. Avoiding your email for days or weeks at a time
3. Flinching, gagging, or retching when someone asks if you got their email
4. Barely slowing down and pushing your kid out of the car at school drop-off so that you can't be engaged in a conversation about PTA.
5. Beginning every sentence with "I'm sorry that I didn't ..."

I have not been able to find Jane for weeks. Does she have PTASD? I need to know about the book faire.

by zwartgat December 4, 2011

PTAL

Please, take another look.
During a code review, when you have made some requested changes and want the requesters to either approve your work or refine their comments.

PTAL

by .M.S. July 12, 2021

ptang

A ricochet, or part of the Knights that until recently said NI repartee

Ecky ecky ecky ecky wheeeee ptang NI!

by T.E. Laurence May 17, 2004

Ptang

A rare central African tree, with a large root system.
Aquired its name from the sound made when its pear-shaped fruit fall from its branches

Did you hear the sound that Ptang tree just made?

by Josh+ November 8, 2008

ptard

1. Ptard is the short form of the words "pretty tard".

2. An attractive person who acts like a tard but is generally accepted because of their looks.

Danni is a sweet looking ptard.

by Scollardical July 24, 2007

Ptaradactyle

When idiots try to write pterodactyl but are too dumb to actually spell it correctly.

Jean: "Today I'll be showing you the life of a Ptaradactyle!"
Bill: "It's Pterodactyl, dumbass."
Jean: *fucking dies*

by fattyvapes6969 April 13, 2019

ptater

the word ptater is a word that desribs potatoes next to taters

I ate ptaters

by ptater June 1, 2021