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australian pedophile

Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.

- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.
Guy 1: Man, those tits are too big.

Guy 2: What are you, an Australian pedophile?
by jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim February 24, 2010
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Paedophile

A Paedophile (sometimes spelled Pedophile) is someone who feels a sexual attraction towards young children. They arfe not necessarily a child abuser - it is possible to have a sexual attraction to children and NOT rape them, just as it is possible for a gay person to live all of their life in "the closet".
Paedophile: Hello
by Alipeewee21 December 29, 2009
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pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to children.
Nelson is a pedophile.
Nelson is a pedophile.
Nelson is a pedophile.
by Jon Wing June 3, 2005
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Freshman Pedophile

1. A senior that likes to hit on freshmen
2. Robbing the cradle
Kasper: Why does Ale hit on all the Freshmen
David: She is such a Freshman Pedophile
by Franco April 18, 2003
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Reverse Pedophile

noun
1. A person under the age of eighteen who has sexual fantasies and/or flirts with a man who is more than five years older then him/her, especially if that person happens to be his/her teacher.
Unspecified Reverse Pedophile: "Hey Mr. LaBabe, what's your phone number?"
Onlookers:"Damn, that girl needs to stop being such a Reverse Pedophile."

U.R.P. : "Mr. X, my friends and I are having a party this weekend... wanna come?"
Mr. X: "I'm sorry U.R.P., but Reverse Pedophilism is not acceptable conduct. I'm going to have to report this incident to the principal."
by shley Thompson December 28, 2008
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Pseudophilassity

Derived from the greek roots "pseudo" and "phil". Pseudo meaning false, and phil meaning love. Pseudophilassity is a condition in which someone unexpectedly grows affectionate towards a person they hate (typically an ass/asshole, hence the "-ass-" in Pseudophilassity). The stages of Pseudophilassity Include:

Stage 1: You recognize that you have a searing hatred for the person, yet you feel the need to talk to them, and can associate your feelings for them closely to the effects an addict exhibits.

Stage 2: They begin conversations with you, followed by many insults, using your reactions as entertainment before impolitely asking that you leave.

Stage 3: At this stage, the illness has progressed to an irrevocable level. You can't deny that you have affectionate feelings for said person, amidst your mingling hatred for them.

Stage 4: You're royally fucked.

Treatments and Cures: There are no known instant cures for Pseudophilassity. After some time, the body's defenses will overcome the illness, although moving to a different continent may in some cases help the healing process.
Anna: Ugh, I can't stand him, yet I HAVE to talk to him. I don't know why!
Mary: Oh no, Anna, I think you have Pseudophilassity!!
Anna: Fuck my life.
Mary: Welcome to my world.
by Violent Kiss August 13, 2009
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pedophile

Usually a male, especially from Texas. Usually with a small uncircumcised dick, looks like kermit the frog & dumber than a pile of sticks!
Damn! Dalen tried to bang all of the middle school girls last night & got arrested for being a pedophile!
by Whyrusoweird August 27, 2018
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