Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.
- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.
- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.
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Get the australian pedophile mug.A Paedophile (sometimes spelled Pedophile) is someone who feels a sexual attraction towards young children. They arfe not necessarily a child abuser - it is possible to have a sexual attraction to children and NOT rape them, just as it is possible for a gay person to live all of their life in "the closet".
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1. A person under the age of eighteen who has sexual fantasies and/or flirts with a man who is more than five years older then him/her, especially if that person happens to be his/her teacher.
1. A person under the age of eighteen who has sexual fantasies and/or flirts with a man who is more than five years older then him/her, especially if that person happens to be his/her teacher.
Unspecified Reverse Pedophile: "Hey Mr. LaBabe, what's your phone number?"
Onlookers:"Damn, that girl needs to stop being such a Reverse Pedophile."
U.R.P. : "Mr. X, my friends and I are having a party this weekend... wanna come?"
Mr. X: "I'm sorry U.R.P., but Reverse Pedophilism is not acceptable conduct. I'm going to have to report this incident to the principal."
Onlookers:"Damn, that girl needs to stop being such a Reverse Pedophile."
U.R.P. : "Mr. X, my friends and I are having a party this weekend... wanna come?"
Mr. X: "I'm sorry U.R.P., but Reverse Pedophilism is not acceptable conduct. I'm going to have to report this incident to the principal."
by shley Thompson December 28, 2008
Get the Reverse Pedophile mug.Derived from the greek roots "pseudo" and "phil". Pseudo meaning false, and phil meaning love. Pseudophilassity is a condition in which someone unexpectedly grows affectionate towards a person they hate (typically an ass/asshole, hence the "-ass-" in Pseudophilassity). The stages of Pseudophilassity Include:
Stage 1: You recognize that you have a searing hatred for the person, yet you feel the need to talk to them, and can associate your feelings for them closely to the effects an addict exhibits.
Stage 2: They begin conversations with you, followed by many insults, using your reactions as entertainment before impolitely asking that you leave.
Stage 3: At this stage, the illness has progressed to an irrevocable level. You can't deny that you have affectionate feelings for said person, amidst your mingling hatred for them.
Stage 4: You're royally fucked.
Treatments and Cures: There are no known instant cures for Pseudophilassity. After some time, the body's defenses will overcome the illness, although moving to a different continent may in some cases help the healing process.
Stage 1: You recognize that you have a searing hatred for the person, yet you feel the need to talk to them, and can associate your feelings for them closely to the effects an addict exhibits.
Stage 2: They begin conversations with you, followed by many insults, using your reactions as entertainment before impolitely asking that you leave.
Stage 3: At this stage, the illness has progressed to an irrevocable level. You can't deny that you have affectionate feelings for said person, amidst your mingling hatred for them.
Stage 4: You're royally fucked.
Treatments and Cures: There are no known instant cures for Pseudophilassity. After some time, the body's defenses will overcome the illness, although moving to a different continent may in some cases help the healing process.
Anna: Ugh, I can't stand him, yet I HAVE to talk to him. I don't know why!
Mary: Oh no, Anna, I think you have Pseudophilassity!!
Anna: Fuck my life.
Mary: Welcome to my world.
Mary: Oh no, Anna, I think you have Pseudophilassity!!
Anna: Fuck my life.
Mary: Welcome to my world.
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