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Prune Danish

When a male walks around wearing nothing but tighty whities and he intentionally gives himself a front wedgie aka camel toe by equally splitting his ballsack in half with each testicle popping and hanging out of the left and right leg holes of the underwear. Said act is performed for self-admiration by looking at it in a mirror, an act of disrespect or defiance or as a practical joke in an individual or group setting.
Example 1: Right after his shower, Carl loves putting on his tighty whities and tugging them up to his chest giving himself a Prune Danish and admiring his testicular symmetry.

Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.

Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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poon prune

A poon prune is when someones hand looks pruney like it's been soaked in water for too long after he or she has fingered someone repetitively. Hence, the word poon as in poon tang instead of vagina or pussy, since it rhymes with prune.
His girlfriend was definitely happy by the look of that poon prune right hand.
by tehalikat January 8, 2009
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prune pussy

"Crystal has a prune pussy!!!"
by itsjustnae June 5, 2016
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Prunty

To be a great or amazing wrestler, someone who is strong and well trained.

A Name of a wrestling move that involves pain.
your a prunty

bro that prunty was great
by Fred Kelly February 22, 2008
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Pop a Prune

to make a very old man get off sexually. ie. orgasm or ejaculate
sam: I heard that alison went to Pop a Prune last night.
jason: no way! thats so gross. I bet he was all saggy.
by S-licious February 24, 2010
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Prunedale

a fairly normal, if not a bit trashy, town in which all the ignorant residents try to pretend they are "hicks" or "rednecks" and are from "Prunetucky", and wear confederate flags (without knowing what they stand for) and pretend they are knowledgeable about farmin' life simply because someone on their street managed to cram a horse pen into their 1-acre lot.

In reality, these people are iPhone-toting, gangster/scene-dressing, generally trashy kids who have nothing much to do but smoke pot and masturbate.

The ones who masturbate the most (and most violently) hang out at Prunetree for no reason at all, 'cept to douche out and pretend they're not normal teenagers.

The only decent people chill in the NC Drama Room.
"Lololol. I'm such a fuckin' hick. I'm hella redneck. my iPhone's got a hella bad rebel flag sticker on the back that I totally fuckin' jacked from L.A. Hearne's."

"No way, bro. Like dude, Prunetucky man, it's the shit *fist bump*"

(A normal conversation between baked pseudocowboys in Prunedale)
by Strawberry Quick December 27, 2010
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prune shoot

(n) Another name for anus.
Your mom bent over in her skirt and all I could see was her prune shoot because she wasn't wearing any underwear.
by iceman97 April 7, 2016
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