Protoesal

The act of a marriage proposal performed using one's own feet.

Damn homie, can you believe Joshua just gave Jessica the old fashioned protoesal?

Holy ****! That ****'* crazy, *****. I can't believe he went to Jared!

by joshuadavis May 18, 2014

Protate

To rotate pros at tennis camp in a sexual way.

While Kathy was away at tennis camp she protated regularly between Ryan and Greg.

by Thad January 3, 2016

Protothought

Protothought
1. n. A wordless thought about nonvisible reality which is the origin of language itself
2. n. A thought embodied by its magical rather than its describable characteristics, the result of direct unfiltered connection with reality or society. See shamanism

Usage: Ishak thought about the tree he’d seem that afternoon - it was a protothought more than an image, a rustling aliveness

by Usagi Jiketsu October 31, 2019

Giertzan prototype

An attempt at building something that failed to function spectacularly and with great fanfare upon public demonstration. Named after Simone Giertz of Simone's Robots and her wonderful implements that fail so hard they consistently succeed.

If my prototype for physical computing does not perform as intended on demo day, I'll pretend that the purpose was to build a Giertzan prototype.

by ikg_agent May 17, 2018

Couch promoter

Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD

Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk

Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.

Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.

Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.

Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.

by Feralart October 31, 2018

National Promote Austin Day

December 18th is National Promote Austin Day. This is for Discord owners. Discord owners have to promote everyone named Austin in their Discord server.

Austin: Promote me.
Owner: Why?
Austin: Its December 18th. National Promote Austin Day!!
Owner: Oh right. Ok then!

by anonymous December 18, 2020

x-27 prototype

The thing in cook burgers which makes you a god according to poor people

Woah! That guy has a x-27 prototype! Lets go near him a mock him hehe
*grabs*
NOOOO leaves game

by Among us sucks March 2, 2022