proximity error

When in close proximity to one you care deeply about, or just purely have the raging hots for, you make insanely stupid and inexplicable mistakes.

Lori, I know I really eff'd up our dinner order...but every time I'm near you I suffer major proximity errors! I can't help it...it's what you do to me!

by jfwordsmythe December 12, 2016

protomeme

A meme that has existed before the term "meme" was coined or widely accepted. This primarily contains any viral or widely known humorous content dated before 2010. Such as "Hamster Dance" or "killroy was here."

"Dude, Have you seen this hamster dance meme?" "Yeah, that protomeme has been around forever.."

by Blackphidora May 28, 2018

Prolimz

Prolimz is basically a slang term for 'Problems' that I had absolutely no right to make up and try to get people to say.

Me: Hey Tony, you got a problem with me?

Tony: I aint got no prolimz with you buddy.

Me: Cool. Let's get drunk and play Mario Kart.

Tony: Double Dash?

Me: Original
Tony: F*ck yeah!

by The Fantastic Combo Jones November 7, 2018

Proximity alarm

A girl who has been tortured for 2+ years blindfolded who screams whenever she hears the door open.

Watch out dale my proximity alarm might go off if you open my basement door!

by Yæt January 1, 2021

Bacon Proximity Index (BPI)

How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.

the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon

I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.

triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.

by aaron_ros April 25, 2013

The Law of Inverse Proximity

Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.

Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"

by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011

proximity

The immediate area surrounding an object.

The notepad has even proximity between each horizontal line.

by scruph May 12, 2008