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Productive

pruh-dŭk'tĭv - Something that could be seen as constructive, but is actually a form of procrastination used to put off doing what one really needs to do.
Today I need to look for a job, but instead I'm going to be productive and clean my kitchen.
by JKLinn December 15, 2012
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Counter-productive

1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface.

Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.

2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.

Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.
That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!

Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!

The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!
by BearsHugMe June 15, 2011
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Profucktivity

{pro•fuck•tiv•i•ty
noun (derivative of profuck, profuck-‘tive’)
1. Sexual:
the quality, state, or fact of being able to generate, create, enhance, or bring forth sexual propensity: The profucktivity of the date increased greatly after she noticed the pleat of my pants.

2. Behavioral:
the rate at which a lack of effort, service or exchanges of value are brought forth or produced (see antonym: profucked): Drinking scotch on the job adds a new level of profucktivity never before realized.

3. Ambiguous:
Term is often ambiguous when used in sentences lacking context or unclear in their meaning: My profucktivity is most superior is the morning.

Also see PERFUCKT, PERFUCKTION, CONFUCK, CONFUCKTION,
profuck profuctive perfuckt perfucktion confuck confuction profucktivity
by Mahogany S. Richman March 12, 2013
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profuctive

maybe a typo of "productive"
but could also be a shortened version of "productive as fuck"
I just made 140 cookies. I'd say I was pretty profuctive today.
by open the "gates" December 18, 2022
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Profuckitive

When you wake up in the morning after drinking all night and get ready for work, and then decide to go back to bed.
Profuckitive is used to describe actively deciding to and engaging in being a lethargic piece of shit.
by KillBot69 August 15, 2025
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profuctivity

Diligent work towards the goal of having sex.
Man, I rubbed her feet for a solid hour; I hope all that profuctivity doesn't go to waste.
by Smileandnod January 26, 2011
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productivelazy

Doing something productive (working, studying etc.) in a very slow pace, from a very comfortable place, preferably in bed, whilst wearing your comfortable clothing. To any observer it seems lazy, but there is actual productivity going on.
"I've spend my entire day productivelazy!"
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