procrastibook

Facebook and procrasticnation.. doing some sort of schoolwork and youre on facebook

i need to get off procrastibook and do my homework

by GreenwoodBurner December 4, 2012

Procrastapoop

Procrastapoop (noun): The act of intentionally prolonging a bathroom visit under the guise of needing to poop, when in reality, you're just avoiding responsibilities—often accompanied by scrolling on your phone, deep existential thoughts, or watching an entire episode of a show while perched on the toilet. A hybrid of procrastination and poop, it's the ultimate escape for the modern overthinker.

'My husband will be along shortly, he has been having a procrastapoop'

by Summer964 May 18, 2025

procrastionist

One who is skilled in the art of procrastion.

Chelsea is quite the procrastionist, putting of having sex with me

by Mental Ward February 14, 2010

Procrastiholisis

School Transmited Disease (STD) where students refuse to do work at any cost.

John never did his homework so he got admitted to rehab for his procrastiholisis.

by Sir Charles MLXIV February 20, 2010

Procrastimonging

Derived from procrastinating but on a higher scale, a verb used to describe avoiding doing something by doing literally nothing.

Originated in the South-West.

Mate im Procrastimonging hard

by jiminycricket2k10 June 1, 2011

Procrastipartner

When you are doing an Assignment or studying with a someone else but end up helping each other to procrastinate.

guy: "come help me study tonight yer?"
girl: "yer sure"
-six hours later-
girl: "funniest thing to show you on youtube, you can watch yours after!"
-next day-
guy: "your nothing but a Procrastipartner"

by MoistShoelace June 1, 2011

Procrastiblogging

Blogging during time poor situations where attention should be better spent on the task at hand.

see also:

procrastiblog: a blog devoted to procrastination eg crapidowheniprocrastinate.tumblr.com

procrastiblogger: one who excels in the art of procrastiblogging

Yo Ho: dude did you study for your economics final?
Steve: No way I was procrastiblogging youtube memes all night long!

by skycaptsteve June 14, 2011