procraftinate

the act of playing Minecraft instead of doing something you're suppose to do

I was gonna visit my girlfriend but then I procraftinated.

by Adamkazam May 23, 2014

Procraptinator

Derived from the meaning of procrastinator, a procraptinator is one who sits on the toilet too long, too lazy to get up or not wanting to get off their phone.

"Dean, get off your ass and come clean these dishes!"

"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."

by Lady_Merry013 August 16, 2016

procraptinator

Someone who waits to the very last second to go poop, thus creating an immediate sense of urgency before shitting their pants.

I am such a procraptinator that by the time I got to the bathroom I had a turtle head poking out.

by dingleberry fishwitch May 27, 2016

procrastinate

Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.

I'm procrastinating right now, crap.

Hmm, i should do my homework cause its due tomorrow. Nah, i'll procrastinate instead.

by ScooterFox February 16, 2017

Procrapstination

The act of deferring bowel movement for an extended period. Usually seen in people I who have to attend long events at places other than one's own home. Typically results in constipation of varying degrees and is almost always evident with increased anal venting. Examples of events that might invite procrapstination are multi-night stays at a relative's house and camping.

I fell victim to my own procrapstination this weekend working as a camp counselor. Those in-cabin stalls aren't places of free expression of excretory sounds and smells.

by AnneRKee666 March 12, 2017

Procrastinate

Something you do when you have something important you have to do. Literally me - "Hey you need to finish this paper tomorrow." If you're a procrastinator like me, you'd literally do anything else but that paper.

Hey - don't you have something to do later on?

"I just wanna pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, everyday. Lets pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, dont wanna do this toda-a-y. Pro-pro-pro-procrastinate like a politician, pro-pro-pro-procrastinate and make this defenition."

by ArtSarcastic July 17, 2017

procrastinate

To put things off, or have a tendency to not fini

I’m supposed to write an example, but I’d rather procrastinate and binge watch Netflix.

by voidedGround December 22, 2017