No Nut November Preseason

October 25-31

- Bro, it’s October 26 and you’re still pullin’ it like twice a day.
- So?
- It’s the No Nut November preseason. You ain’t gon’ be ready.

by findmeshittinatschool October 26, 2019

presedent mugabe

The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.

if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.

by iris2bu December 27, 2009

priest

A boy who, in the RC church, enters a seminary where, without having acquired sufficient understanding, he vows to abstain from women and healthy sexual desires. Upon ordiantion a few years later he is inflicted upon the world, still no wiser and only a little better educated, where he is treated by believers as though he is God incarnate. This combination of twisted sexuality and superhuman authority was the cause of the disaster that has befallen so many children throughout the Catholic world.

All priests are perverts, Q.E.D.

by Andrew Strand February 18, 2007

present company excluded

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.

Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.

by arkanciscan October 6, 2011

Priest kink

Something egg has.

“Did you see that thayne guy i definitely have a Priest Kink for him lol’

‘Egg this is a funeral’

by FatAlfredFatFattyFat June 4, 2021

wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006

Russian Doll present

When you receive a gift that's been wrapped multiple times, causing you to rip away layer after layer of paper and wondering when it will finally stop while the person who gave it to you looks on with a sadistic grin. Funny the first couple of layers, but can get quite tiring soon.

Guy: Merry Christmas. *gives a huge box*
Girl: Omg, I can't wait to open it!! *starts to unwrap present*
Guy: *smiles*
(half an hour later)
Girl: I can't believe you gave me a Russian Doll present. I already unwrapped 32 layers and I'm still not close to my present!! I'm tired. *throws box at Guy's head and leaves*
Guy: But I got you a ring!!

by BlueOrchid January 6, 2007