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The Iraqi Pretzel

The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.
“Hey how were things with Susan last night
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel
“Wow I bet that was messy”
by Mrtickleman October 3, 2019
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Tampa Bay Salted Pretzel

While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.
John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.
by pho_phizzat June 11, 2008
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bionic-pretzel

when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school
mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian
by big&hairy potatoes February 4, 2009
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yannick pretzel

A yannick pretzel is a negitive kegel. Which would be the full loosening of the pelvic area, that would aide in the man not cumming as quickly.

(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)
Man: Can we use a condom so I don't jizz as fast?

Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.
by BonitaBunny December 9, 2009
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beer and pretzels

1. A delicious food combination.
2. A Three Stooges short.
3. A song sung by the cast of Cheers on a Cheers episode.
4. An experimental rock/hardcore band from central Pennsylvania.
1. This movie would be much more enjoyable if we had some beer and pretzels.
3. Beer and Pretzels, that's our game!
by jonny kash April 25, 2006
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Pretzel

A dry and pretentious person, a pretzel is used as a metaphor. This is because pretzel snacks have pretended to be the healthier alternative to potato chips for years, when in fact, then have more calories per gram. Pretzels are also dry and flavorless; this matches the description of a person perfectly. Furthermore, pretzels are usually salted; a salty person is usually unpleasant.
The captain of the football team is such a pretzel. He think he's king, but the only reason the talentless wretch got on the team is because the coach is his dad. And I suppose that's why he's captain, too.
by Yo Damn Face's What December 14, 2010
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Pretzel of Doom

Technically known as a pretzel infused with the powers of doom.
I.E. a pretzel of doom, what more do you want to know?
by housekeeping101 November 13, 2009
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