The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.
“Hey how were things with Susan last night “
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”
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John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.
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when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school
mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian
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(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)
(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)
Man: Can we use a condom so I don't jizz as fast?
Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.
Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.
by BonitaBunny December 9, 2009
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2. A Three Stooges short.
3. A song sung by the cast of Cheers on a Cheers episode.
4. An experimental rock/hardcore band from central Pennsylvania.
2. A Three Stooges short.
3. A song sung by the cast of Cheers on a Cheers episode.
4. An experimental rock/hardcore band from central Pennsylvania.
1. This movie would be much more enjoyable if we had some beer and pretzels.
3. Beer and Pretzels, that's our game!
3. Beer and Pretzels, that's our game!
by jonny kash April 25, 2006
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The captain of the football team is such a pretzel. He think he's king, but the only reason the talentless wretch got on the team is because the coach is his dad. And I suppose that's why he's captain, too.
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