Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.

Pretzel Boy by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

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Pretzel knickers

A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.

I better today up this apartment, I've left my pretzel knickers all over my bathroom!

Pretzel knickers by PF Jonny August 31, 2014

meat pretzel

two guys standing questionably close to each other. further amplified if they are naked, typically happening in gym locker rooms. in reference to their dongs tied in a knot.

ben's standing so close to tom, they're practically kneading a meat pretzel.

meat pretzel by TallPeniz February 4, 2009

pretzel crunch

when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.

"How was your night Kelly?"
"John pretzel crunched me so hard, I couldn't breathe."

pretzel crunch by pretzelmaker1234 November 20, 2015

pretzel stamp

Like a mushroom stamp, but after you have anal sex and have the poopy dick you slap your poopycock on her face.

"Im gonna pretzel stamp that ho"

"Bitch got my dick all poopy, so I pretzel stamped her face"

pretzel stamp by screamingdeal October 31, 2014

pretzel necklace

When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not

Mate....Donna totally pretzel necklaced me last night. Almost couldn't breathe

pretzel necklace by Jon93 May 18, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026