prepone

It's the opposite to postponed. When one has made an appointment and needs to make it earlier rather than later.

Hi Peter, Can we "prepone" our 5pm meeting today to 3pm? I have another engagement that has come up.

by Emjonno May 17, 2009

Piemonkey

An awesome random word that combinds the awesome food pie, with the godly animal monkey making it the most single food to animal word ever.

Example 1:
Look! A Wild Piemonkey!

Example 2:
That Awesome Piemonkey Raped Me Good, And I Am Proud.

by Mr. Eppie November 7, 2005

Premance

The awkward stage of a relationship before you are "going out" but when you have been on several dates and are cleary going to go out.

"Whats going on with John and Suzie?

"Oh, they've just started their premance."

by Arge Barge May 1, 2006

Hindsight Premonitions

The act of stating that you had a premonition of something that had happened in the past, however, the first time that you have told anybody about the premonition was afterwards, rendering it questionable and useless. Coined by Hamish & Andy.

Hamish: Oh my god, I had a dream last night that that horse would win.

Andy: Uhhh, you're not magic; you can't get Hindsight Premonitions.

by Ryryq November 30, 2009

prelongate

To prelongate is the practice of changing the elongation back to what it was originally to show what you actually meant when confusion arises.

Used mainly in instant messaging programs and emails.

Used with words that have the same letter in the middle which could mean two different things according the number of that letter in the middle of that word.

Dave: Heeellllooo ddiiddd yoouu seee tthhaat awweeesoommee ccaarrtoooooonnn?

Roy: Wwwttff??!!? ddiidd Iii see thaat awweessoomee carrtoonn, off liikee miillkkk? I'mmm coonffuusseed...

Dave: Heyyy, I'lll prelongate itt foorr yoouuu: "Did you see that awesome cartoon?"

Roy: Oooohh rrigghhtt yyeeaahh itt wass bittchhiiinn, tthhee bitt whheeree thhee maaiinn chharractterr aattee thhat dooggss taaill Iiii LOLZOOORRREEDD!

by TomatoPoo January 2, 2008

Piemonger

Someone who sells pie; according to my brother. Is it a real word? Depends on who you ask, really.

Our resident piemonger lives just down the street.

Or, for all of us who remember the muffin man:

Do you know the piemonger, the piemonger, the piemonger...

by Monkey D. Roronoa June 25, 2008

premoticon

To come from the time before cell phones had proper emoticons, when objects were still symbolized by punctuation.

Steve: Wow, where did you find that old thing?
John: It's a Nokia from the premoticon era dude, its outlasted every method of destruction.

by MadiKelli February 4, 2012