Someone who solely invites people for the purpose of getting more presents on their Birthday. Usually, the present slut doesn't ever speak to the people they invited to their party ever again unless they're friends. Essentially it goes, invite rich people, obtain good presents, and never speak to them again.
"Ugh, Sarah is such a present slut!"
"I know right, she hasn't even talked to me since her birthday, and that was months ago!"
"I know right, she hasn't even talked to me since her birthday, and that was months ago!"
by literallyjust_girl December 1, 2020
Get the present slut mug.The iris of one's eyeball- notably, the part of the eye that is pigmented with color, said to resemble the shape of a life-preserver.
I'd give it all up, just to take a look at those bright blue eyes again- like Life Preservers keeping me afloat upon an ocean of indifference and desolution...
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- Bro, it’s October 26 and you’re still pullin’ it like twice a day.
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- It’s the No Nut November preseason. You ain’t gon’ be ready.
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- It’s the No Nut November preseason. You ain’t gon’ be ready.
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Get the Pressed mug.Obsessed or attuned to a particular thing, idea, or person to an unseemly degree. Always used in the pejorative.
Seems to have originated in the Mid-Atlantic region (probably Southeast D.C.).
Seems to have originated in the Mid-Atlantic region (probably Southeast D.C.).
by Yellowcandy February 23, 2005
Get the pressed mug.The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.
if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.
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